Friday, June 15, 2012

Random question for Ditter

Dear Ditter Tha'great,

Have you ever been with a much younger guy than you? If so, what is the most interesting, attractive thing you like about them? I'm 22, and I just want you to cuddle up next to me, to feel your warm body against mine!!! Will you come spend the night with me, I have a king sized bed!!! Plenty of room!!!
Your secret admirer,

John


Dear John....Haha

Yes...actually I have been with a younger Guy. The most interesting thing about him was his mind. The most attractive was his voice and shoulders. Cuddling is nice, but I have never known a 22 year old who wants to cuddle! First of all, I could have given birth to you...secondly, although you have stamina I'm sure, it would take years to train you...and I just don't have that kind of time! *Files nails*

Regretfully,
Miss Great

49 comments:

  1. Ditter I <3 U. I have spent time with a younger man and boy it is sort of nice to know I still got it. :) Good luck to you John. There must be a cougar out there for you somewhere.

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    1. lol Sunny, He's obviously single!! *Waves you over*

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  2. Poor John. He does know cuddle is not code for sex? Well.. not the kind I would want from a 22 yr old. Nope.. If I am taking on a younger one... No cuddling will be involved.

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  3. Sex with younger guys is the best! Well, you know what I mean!

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    1. I have to say I don't mind it all, in fact I don't mind it at all every night! :)

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    2. Do tell!! Pull up a chair, Elana!

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    3. *pulls up a chair next to Ditter* Yes, Elana, do tell!

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    4. Well......I am sure that Ditter and I could compare notes but I would have to say that the latest version has to have a little more manly wisdom now! And as Forrest says thats all I have to say about that!

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  5. My, my Mark. Do tell. *bats eyes lashes* (Wait, I'm getting distracted by hot m/m lovin'). Hmm...what is it called when a older man goes for a younger guy? A silver fox? Ditter!!! Come answer my question :D I know you know this one.

    And, John, you have just barked up the wrong tree my young friend. You couldn't handle our Queen Ditter even if she had both hands tied behind her back ;) But, I'm sure all would enjoy it all the same.

    I've got to agree with Ditter on one thing though, the mind is sexy. John, lays out a trail of cat nip... come into Ditterverse if you want to play... there are many cougars just waiting to pounce on a hot young stud such as your self (and yes, don't ruin the fantasy - hot.young.stud.)

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    1. Lmao Fayth!!!
      John, want to come in the group?

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    2. Yes John. Come into the group. ;)

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    3. I'll email him back and ask him! If He's not scared now haha

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  6. Dear John, Unless you own a cowboy hat and "ramrod" an outfit of construction workers, I'm afraid you are out of luck....you see, with Ditter Tha'great, ya' gotta know more than how to cuddle....you've got to take "control" of ALL aspects of her. You've got to "wanna take a ride to the other side"....

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    1. Come rest your head in my lap Mark, and tell Fayth all about it. If you want, we can even share a hot dog while we chat.

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    2. *Clears throat....* *breaks out into song,* I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener that is what I'd truly like to be and if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener everyone would be in love with me!

      My bologna has a first name its o-s-c-a-r, my bologna has a seconds name its m-a-y-e-r I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say cause oscar Mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a :)

      Substitute bologna with... v-a-g-i-n-a.

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    3. Helps if you spell Meyer correctly... ignore that. LOL.

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    4. Lmao Fayth!!!! I love it! How did I miss it last night?

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    5. Hey Oscar!!!! ROFL...can't help singing "memories...light the corner of my mind, misty-water colored memories of the way we were" LOL

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    6. LOL Tonya!!! I've missed your songs!!! <3

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  8. Well, if course I'd love to join a group of nice sexy cougars!

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    1. Cougars and Cujo...Oil and Water?

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    2. LOL Ditter! Maybe he is going all Alpha on us. Wrong way to become bait for a cougar. I told you, Cujo, catnip. Oh, and a liberal dose of oil applied to your body. And, manscaping. Lets work on those things.

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    3. RAWWWR...manscaping is a must

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    4. See John/Cuju - now this is the call of a cougar. Come to her roar or she'll stalk you down.

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  9. My phone kept being stupid so I gave up

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    1. That's ok...You entertained us more than you know lol

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    2. Never give up! Come back. We want to play with you ;)

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    3. lol Fayth...He is now on my friends list! Yall Friend him :D

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  10. Cujo/John...

    Do you enjoy reading? If so, what do you like to read?

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  11. Miss Ditter, you are just a magnet..How can he not even try? I see someone said cougars..LOL..Love it..

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    1. lol Savannah it wasnt me! Must have been Fayth or Dawn :D

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  12. Dawn, I can't read yet, and Ditter, u are a very attractive magnetic!!!

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    1. Thank you John, the was really nice of you to say :)

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