I'm totally kidding! Surely you didn't think she kicked my ass? She kicked someones, but it wasn't mine. *Grin*
So let's rewind--The doorbell rang and I looked through the peep hole. It was her. I opened the door and backed up to allow her entrance. She just shook her head at me with tears in her eyes. I was stunned. I never meant to hurt her, only him. She didn't bother attempting to speak (I couldn't understand her anyway). She backed up a step and pointed toward her place. Great, now what? Before I could begin to try and grasp what she was trying to tell me, he walked up on my porch. The look she shot me was a blatant "Help me".
Cock eye reached out and grabbed her by the arm. He gave it a hard jerk, that caused her to stumble back. I stood there with eyes the size of plates. He jerked her again, harder! She spun around and threw him off. It took him 2 seconds to catch his balance and come at her again. I launched at him the same time she did. I registered a car pulling up, but didn't have time to fully take it in. He swung at her with an open palm, which completely missed it's mark and caught me across the mouth and nose. I saw stars for a minute, while she continued to try and get free. My eyes were watered up and blood was coming from my nose. I launched on his back in an attempt to keep him from killing us both. It shocked me when I was grabbed from behind, lifted off and tossed back.
The incredibly loud sound that came next, could only be described as a gun shot! It was my brother and he'd shattered cock eyes nose! Here we are, on my front porch fighting like the after prom party in the ghetto! My brother is straddling eyeballs and pounding his face, when out of nowhere, the wife dives on his back in an attempt to help her abuser! I saw red! All pity for the woman left in the blink of an eye. I kicked her with everything in me. She screamed as she landed on her back with me on top of her. I heard the sirens in the distance, approaching fast. My brothers head snapped around and we made eye contact. We were about to go to jail....